Monday, March 26, 2007

You Got Some Splainin' To Do


OK, I have HAD IT!!!! How much longer am I going to have to listen to these jackass politicians assert that Gonzales "has some explaining to do." Incorrect - he HAD some explaining to do. He now has some RESIGNING to do. I popped the cork on the cnampagne bottle over a week ago and that shit is flat now!!!

Also, do you guys think that he ditched that 'stache because it made him look too Latino? Doesn't the 'stache make you wonder what else he has shed on his road to being the biggest oatmeal cream pie in tarnation (def. oatmeal cream pie - n. - a Latino version of an oreo)? If I were able to dig up some pics of him from twelve years ago, would he be wearing a plaid shirt, cowboy boots, a belt buckle the size of my head, and a Chivas de Guadalajara scarf?

4 comments:

R2B2 said...

Sounds like he's starting to doubt himself though that doesn't necessarily mean anything. Think about how many times Rummy supposedly resigned only to have Dubya refuse it. I did see one quote where AGonz referred to himself in the third person, which would suggest that he's cracking!

Russ said...

It never meant Mr. T was cracking!

Russ said...

Or Elmo.

Anonymous said...

That stache is translucent!!!