"She's not in a good mood this morning...I am waiting serenely for the French people's choice."
That's Nicholas Sarkozy in an interview with French Radio this morning, responding to Segolene Royal's comment that he would be a dangerous choice of leader for France, potentially plunging the country into violence due to his extreme and divisive stance on immigration and minorities. Then she compared him to W. Ouch.
So is she "playing politics"? Unfairly characterizing him?? Oh no, wait, she has a vagina, so her comments must be nothing to do with the fact that they are running against each other in a heated race for the leadership of a major European nation, or the fact that Sarkozy won't even visit or campaign in certain parts of France for fear of death threats resulting from his handling of last year's riots - no, she has a vagina, so she must be in a bad mood.
Meanwhile, the rational, even-tempered, fair-minded penis that wants to further polarize a French nation on the brink of implosion waits serenely for his people to tell him that he no longer has to deal with this crazy, hromonal bitch.
What a relief that will be to him.
I guess all those alienated young minority men in the Banlieus - confronting unemployment rates triple that in the rest of France, living in dilapidated, rat-infested Le Courbusier housing - aren't really pissed off. They just have their periods.
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