We Have Crime Here Too. It Just Involves More Fried Liver.

R2B2, I see your NYC crime escapades and raise you these Atlanta nuggets:

A CONYERS WOMAN said she bought an order of fried liver at a restaurant on Ponce de Leon Avenue. "Upon biting into one of the fried livers, a green fluid was ejected, and a long green stem was left in [the] liver," a police officer wrote. "[The woman] advised she vomited repeatedly and went to her doctor the following day. "[The woman] further advises [she] has kept the liver for our reference and has reported incident to KFChicken and the governing board for food restaurants."

A WOMAN WHO IS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT said she was at a party on Gun Club Road at about 2:30 a.m. She said another woman hit her in the face with a beer can. The pregnant woman, 22, had bruises on her cheek and arm, police noted. She only knew the alleged beer-tosser's first name. Police advised her to take out a warrant.

AN OFFICER TRACKED A 2007 PORSCHE going 62 mph in a 35 mph zone. He stopped the Porsche on Glen Iris Boulevard and talked with the driver, a 34-year-old man. The driver said, "No sir, I was not going 62 mph, I was breaking down!" He also said, "... it was trip time!" The man said he doesn't drive over the speed limit because he builds houses and abides by the law. Eventually, the man was arrested for DUI. The man said he had Andrew Young's number and he had something for the officer. The man also asked the officer to call Mayor Shirley Franklin for him, 'cause they are friends. He went to jail. The black 2007 Porsche was towed away.

AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL on Henry Thomas Drive, an administrator said a parent cursed and threatened two teachers in front of an entire kindergarten class. The parent used the words "motherfuckers" and "shit" and threatened to kick their ass, the teachers said. Apparently, he was upset because the teachers sent a note home about his daughter taking items from other kids that didn't belong to her. The parent, a 41-year-old man with a mustache, was charged with disorderly conduct and creating a disturbance in school.