Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Please Don't Ever Make One of These for Me


This is called a "Kitty Litter Cake." It's an actual, edible cake (to be eaten by humans, not cats - you are probably not confused, but I was), the making of which is one of Google's "how-tos" of the day. It is recommended as a gift for cat-lovers. Um, we love the CATS. We HATE the litter. Show me a purported cat-lover who is mostly in it for the litter and I will show you a very weird, and hopefully rare, beastiality-scat fetishist, NOT a cat lover.

Here is my recipe:

-Buy listed ingredients
-Make cake
-Throw up on cake because it looks so real
-Throw vomit-encrusted kitty litter cake away

-or-

-Buy listed ingredients
-Make cake
-Give to cat-loving friend
-Find new cat-loving friend, because the one you gave the cake to now thinks you are a gross moron

2 comments:

R2B2 said...

Egad. I've always had a covered box. Do cats really poop so their turds drape over the side?

Anonymous said...

Orangello would if he didn't have a covered one!!