Google, I can't help but love you, but why've you gotta fuck with me? How do you know about my Asian eyes?!
And while we're at it, screw you too, Dr. Kwan.
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I am confused. I am assuming the eyelid surgery being referred to here is the creation of a fold in the eyelid to create a "round-eye" look. So how the fuck is that "preserving Asian identity through cosmetic surgery"? Seems to me it's quite the opposite - annihalating it! May as well get that tongue surgery that's all the rage in Korea that allows on to say "l" and "r" in a more western manner, or that leg-lenghtneing surgery that's all the rage in China (I see you have already had that, R2B2).
What the fuck is this about? Did you see that one Nip/Tuck episode where the white guy wants to be accepted by his fiancee's Japanese parents, so has eyelid surgery to look more Asian? Maybe that's what Dr. Kawn does???? makes people look more Asian??? Doubt it!
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