Larry Craig says he's not gay or lewd; he only pleaded guilty when he shouldn't have. Whatever, mister! You get arrested, you keep your lips sealed and call a lawyer. Have you never watched an episode of Law & Order? Though judging by his age, Craig might be more of a Quincy-viewing man which would explain the bumbling manner in which he handled things.
Check out the police report on the Smoking Gun to see how Craig defended himself upon arrest. Can a man help it if he's got a "wide stance" when it comes to urination? Is that a crime?
I like how he keeps his cruising style old school. Aside from airport bathrooms, he's allegedly done the deed at Union Station in DC. Seedy! No internet chat rooms for him.
And, just because I've got to, allow me to rehash this oldie but goodie from the days when Craig was eviscerating Sick Willy during the Lewinsky to-do. Who's a naught boy now? Tee hee!
MR. RUSSERT: Larry Craig, would you want the last word from the Senate be an acquittal of the president and no censure?
SEN. CRAIG: Well, I don’t know where the Senate’s going to be on that issue of an up or down vote on impeachment, but I will tell you that the Senate certainly can bring about a censure reslution and it’s a slap on the wrist. It’s a, “Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You’re a naughty boy.”
The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy.
I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.
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