So apparently Tony Snow is resigning now too. Who cares??? I was excited to see the door hit Ari Fleischer (Bad Jew!! Bad, bad Jew! Elephants are NOT kosher, dude!) and Scott McClellan's respective tushes, but Tony Snow is really not so bad. I mean, in the grand scheme of things. He seems about as a nice a guy as he possibly could, given that he's a) Fox goods and b) part of the Bush II administration. I think I have a slightly less hard than diamonds spot for him because he went to Rock n'Roll Fantasy Camp, like Russ Senior.
The only thing that could put a bigger smile on my face than the demise of Ashcroft (shockingly looking not so bad after Gonzalez, which is a testament to the scariness of Gonzalez), Rummy, and Gonzalez would, of course, be No More Cheney. As if. He'll probably figure out some way to be VP next time. Hey, maybe he'll run with Thompson! You know Thomspon is going to win, right?! He's on the tv!!! He drives a truck! He thinks he's people!!!
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Snow's departure didn't make me cackle out loud at regular intervals throughout the day. But come on! He was such a smarmy fucker. I hated how he would try to charm you into accepting his bs. I guess I prefer the more overt style of McClellan's fuck you and Fleischer's double fuck you.
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