The other day Bunches called on his way home from Target and told me that, among other things, he had purchased "cat stuff." I thought he meant food and litter. Silly me. Of course he meant neckties!!!
I love these ties so much. They are the only hilarious cat clothing that I have ever seen a cat tolerate. I guess because it's a collar. Orangello wouldn't sit still for his picture, by the way. I guess he was too excited about his tie. I love them so much that I wrote a jingle for them, should the cat necktie people ever feel that they need a commercial:
Orangello got to his desk at 9
Cuz you know the boss likes it when he's on time
He's using Excel and Microsoft Word
He's a business cat - haven't you heard?
Business cat, he's a business cat
He's wearing his tie
Cuz he knows where it's at
Business cat, yes business cat
Puts on his tie
And his business hat
Sophia rolls into the meeting room
You know she's gonna get that promotion soon
She's working hard, working overtime
Gotta take home every last dime
Business cat, she's a business cat
She's wearing her tie
Cuz she knows where it's at
Business cat, yes business cat
Puts on her tie
Smooths her suit down flat
Orangello eats his lunch at the mall
Goes to the food court cuz they got it all
Sophia goes to the Blue Ridge Grill
Because she's a VP and can foot the bill
Business cats, they’re business cats
Wearing their ties
Cuz they know where it's at
Business cats, and it ain't no lie
You can tell by their suits
And their business ties
3 comments:
Russell, you just made me laugh so hard that part of my American version Cadbury Royal Dark bar come out of my nose.
Great song. Fenway, our Senior Vice President of Meowquisitions looks a lot like Orangello.
http://repcat842.blogspot.com/2007/06/loafing-business-cats.html
how cool, i have a cat named orangello too! she's 13 this year.
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